My name is Kenton Kilgore. I was born in Heidelberg, Germany, in 1966 but have been an American citizen all my life. I have lived in Chicago, Illinois; Phoenix, Arizona; and (since 1980) in the Baltimore-Washington DC area. I am married (since 1988) and have two kids. 

I have a Bachelor of Arts degree in English Literature from the University of Maryland, and a Master's Degree in English Literature from Washington College. I work for the federal government as a Business Manager. In the past, I’ve been a technical writer/editor, a college instructor, and a banker. 

This is my wife, Joni. She's a Pittsburgh girl I met and started dating in my second year of college. She says she married me for "entertainment value." I'm okay with that. 

These are our kids, Elizabeth (who's 12 1/2) and Alexandra (7). Like most parents, we believe our children are proto-primates, and thus we force them to live outdoors on a series of suspended cargo nets. Don't you? 

These are some of the more-or-less worthless animals that infest our home. Oh, sure, they look cute, but they're all dangerous sociopaths. Especially Cookie, the black Lab mix.

Posted 2006